250 Slytherin Morals I'm going to keep adding them by Desicat674, literature
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250 Slytherin Morals I'm going to keep adding them
Slytherin Pride
#1 We do it better, Much better.
#2 It is not enough that I must succeed. Others must fail.
#3 Violence isn't the answer, but it is AN answer
#4 Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.
#5 Mean and funny is still funny
#6 He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day
#7 Real friends help you incendio the bodies
#8 Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
#9 If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep.
#10 I'm sorry, was that supposed to be offensive?
#11 Evil is the premeditated act of being a dick.
#12 It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. people are either c
Just because I'm a Slytherin
I'm not evil
I'm not Voldemort's heir
And I'm not Bellatrix's daughter
Just because I'm a Slytherin
I don't use Avada Kedavra
I'm not using Crucio
I don't live in Azkaban
And it's not my fault the Ministry fell
Just because I'm a Slytherin
It doesn't mean I own a basilisk
You aren't less prejudiced than me
You aren't as kind as me
Or even as smart as me
Just because I'm a Slytherin
Why should my ambitions matter?
Why do you judge that I'm pureblooded?
What does it matter that I inherited this trait?
Just because I'm a Slytherin